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Post subject: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:19 am |
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Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway. I couldn't get pasta
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 12:33 pm |
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bad.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 3:01 pm |
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needs more lemon
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 11:45 pm |
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...a little less cheese...
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 1:19 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:02 am |
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Lemon =GCHQ= wrote: :shock: lol  _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 7:28 pm |
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I went home the other night and someone was nicking the garden gate ..... i didnt want to say anything as he may take a fence
now thats Lemon
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 1:46 am |
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: chuckles :
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2010 4:25 am |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:54 pm |
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My Wife has just given me a cross dressing midget for Christmas. I suppose it's my own fault for asking for a 50 inch T.V.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2010 12:56 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2010 3:19 pm |
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Just watched the wife pressing clothes, then hang them in the closet.
The Iron, the witch and the wardrobe!
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 12:37 pm |
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Took a bird home after night clubbing last night after a few drinks at mine we went up stairs while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the bed and said ì hope thats not that fat oldaxewound from last week. The bird said what the feck was that i said its that bastard memory foam mattress
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:42 pm |
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happyslappy wrote: Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway. I couldn't get pasta Last night I tried to go out for an Italian meal but there was a huge fat woman standing in the doorway,I couldn't get pasta. There's a nice Indian Restaurant next door mate.  _________________ 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:39 am |
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A tramp walks into a posh jewellers then pulls his pants down and starts fingering his arse. The shop assistant shouts; "Get out you fecking dirty bastard". The tramp says; "Make your fecking mind up!" and points to a sign in the window which reads 'come inside and pick your ring in comfort.
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