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emp_kickass(McCoy)
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Post subject: jokes  Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 12:49 am |
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My freind made this ,
a blind man walks into a bar he sits down starting to talk to the bar maid he asks her if she wants to hear a blonde joke . She looks at him and says you should now that the blonde lady behind the bar is a black belt , the blonde lady at the door is a pro wrestler , and the thyrs a blonde lady beside you body builder and i'm a 600pound lady myself . Now do you really want to say, the blind man shrugs and says nah i cant be assed explaining it 4 times ,
no offence to any blondes lol
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Post subject: Re: jokes Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 4:23 am |
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kickass wrote: My freind made this ,
a blind man walks into a bar he sits down starting to talk to the bar maid he asks her if she wants to hear a blonde joke . She looks at him and says you should now that the blonde lady behind the bar is a black belt , the blonde lady at the door is a pro wrestler , and the thyrs a blonde lady beside you body builder and i'm a 600pound lady myself . Now do you really want to say, the blind man shrugs and says nah i cant be assed explaining it 4 times ,
no offence to any blondes lol
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2005 9:08 am |
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 8:35 pm |
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*cough* hearditbefore *cough*
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:22 am |
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2 gays sitting in the tub. One says to the other: "Do you have the soap up your end ?"
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 10:05 am |
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LeBeourfCurtaine wrote: *cough* hearditbefore *cough*
Do you know his friend too? 
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:44 pm |
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We often share a tub together  _________________ The Pancreas of S.T.F.U. | Never take life too seriously - nobody gets out alive anyway. Disco_jim: um..... I have no excuse. | Chips: Thank the Beef | Rev Dr: Beef, I think i wee'd a little
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 10:59 pm |
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"Looks to me you've just blown a seal"
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:44 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 12:08 pm |
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Two cannibals sitting down eating a clown. One cannibal says to the other
"does this guy taste funny to you?"
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 7:41 pm |
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One of it's legs is both the same.
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:10 am |
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:29 am |
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Terrible Lemon
What do you call a dinosaur after a curry?
A Stegasoreass
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The Accountant =ACA=
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 10:31 am |
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What's the difference between a woman in a church and a woman in the bath...?
The first one has hope in her soul
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:23 pm |
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