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						Padawan_Porky wrote: Why are condoms and women similar?
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  Because they both spend far too much time in men's wallets! 
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 Because you toss them aside when they're full of your spunk?    (/jk)  
					
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					 Post subject:     Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:10 am    | 
				 
				 
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						LeBeourfCurtaine wrote: Padawan_Porky wrote:   Why are condoms and women similar? 
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  Because they both spend far too much time in men's wallets!  ...  Because you toss them aside when they're full of your spunk?  (/jk)  
   LMAO!!!  
					
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					 Post subject:     Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 9:50 am    | 
				 
				 
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						 LEMON 
 
  hes short .... and a joke 
  thought i get it in b4 Beefy  
					
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					 Post subject:     Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:22 am    | 
				 
				 
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						Lemon =GCHQ= wrote: LEMON 
 
  hes short .... and a joke 
  thought i get it in b4 Beefy  
 Been meaning to suck off lemon down the road for months... I just presumed he couldn't afford meh   
        
					
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						One for people who play WoW     
How many paladins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 Two one to screw in the lighbulb and the other to uphold the light     
					
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					 Post subject:     Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 7:34 pm    | 
				 
				 
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						Sgt. Slaughter wrote: ...palidans... 
...That's.. P-A-L-A-D-I-N-S, or T-A-L-I-B-A-N           
					
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					 Post subject:     Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2005 10:54 pm    | 
				 
				 
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						Lemon =GCHQ= wrote: LEMON 
 
  hes short .... and a joke 
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Lemon, you are a man of great stature    
Just not in height 
					
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						swines it tell ya     
					
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						 Top tip:
 
 Why shell out for overpriced address books?
 
 Simply get a copy of the telephone directory and cross out the people you don't know. 
					
  
						
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						 A woman is standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror & says to her husband "I look horrible, fat & ugly. Pay me a compliment." 
 
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						 Ronnie's driving his bus along the road when he sees his old mate Bob, who has no arms or legs, at the bus stop.
 
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						 A blonde gets home from holiday and goes to see her doctor
 
 "Doctor, I've just got back from Magaluf and I think I'm pregnant"
 
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						 A mate of mine has just spent six weeks in the intensive care unit, suffering from premature ejaculation.
 
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						Incest, a game for all the family. 
 
Have you ever seen the barcode at the bottom of a condom?
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						 #1: WTF is a  palindrome
 
 #2: No it isnt 
					
  
						
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