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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke  Posted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 9:56 pm |
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All this fuss over a game of tennis, when there's Muslims been slaughtered on the streets in Egypt.
I know what I'd rather watch.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:20 am |
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A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, "Hey, I haven’t seen
you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
... "What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before."
"Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine
now."
"Well, ok, but what about that hook? "What happened to your hand?"
"We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight.
My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I’m fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up
and one of them shit in my eye."
"You’re kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn’t lose an eye
just from some bird shit."
"It was my first day with the hook."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:32 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:12 pm |
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_________________  "If your going to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite."- Winston Churchill three and a half foot long??? dude, it could have swallowed you whole! 3jorn=GCHQ=
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2013 11:53 pm |
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good one 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:19 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:14 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:59 pm |
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Hehe
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:33 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:49 pm |
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yeah seen that one gemma  hows the breast development going? _________________
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:53 pm |
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Not bad actually, not bad at all.
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 11:11 pm |
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One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy shop, reaches into his
pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some
liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist.
"Could you taste this for me, please?"
The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swills the
liquid around and swallows it.
"Does that taste sweet to you?" says Paddy.
"No, not at all," says the chemist.
"Oh that's a relief," says Paddy. "The doctor told me to come here
and get my urine tested for sugar."
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 1:49 am |
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lol I saw that comming
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:38 am |
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Twat! 
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Post subject: Re: Last night - another lemon style joke Posted: Tue Aug 20, 2013 3:34 pm |
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haha, not bad
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